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Digital Pollution

The act or process of polluting digital space with bites and bits of repetitive, worthless crap. Especially digital pictures i.e. kids, dogs, sunsets, landscapes, weddings. Bloggers are especially guilty for filling the digital spectrum with their self important rambling.
My sister is on the computer nightly contributing to the cause of global digital pollution.
Digital Pollution by ldeporto March 13, 2009

Pollutionist

A person who promotes increased pollution and environmental destruction / removal of environmental protection as the solution to economical issues. Someone bent on destroying the environment. The opposite of environmentalist.
Koch Industries promotes a pollutionist view. Many of the republicans seem to be pollutionists.
Pollutionist by Nogia February 22, 2011

dictionary polluter 

1. n. one who puts stupid ass definitions on Urbandictionary.com about people they know personally from their school.

Listen up, kiddies: its not cool - and it never will be - to write about how (hot, athletic, sexy, ugly, stupid, mean) you think (name) from (location) is.

Your pal won't think you're much cooler, you're enemy will only laugh at you more because of your pathetic cyber-nerd venting methods and your date won't think your confession of true love on the internet is original. In fact, they'll probably think you're an assclown.
1. That person who wrote the definition inspiring this post was a dictionary polluter.

2. This site used to be funny years ago when it poked fun of a lot of things, but now its clogged up with teenie bop bullshit and is losing its entertainment value. Stupid dictionary polluters.
dictionary polluter by Roger Clemens November 29, 2004

Google pollution 

A phenomenon in which toxic search engine results have a cumulative and systemic negative effect on the efficacy of the search engine. Search engine results trending towards decreasing accuracy, often caused by commercial websites attaining top listings through the use of search engine optimization (SEO) methods. Highly ranked search engine spam.
After sifting through 34 pages of Google pollution, I finally found a useful query result.
Google pollution by OkieLoki February 28, 2009

polluted 

When someone is or was very drunk at some time.
I was polluted last night!
polluted by dan moneau July 23, 2008

light pollution 

light pollution is the misuse of artificial lighting at night, where so many lamps spill light upwards so that the dark sky is no longer dark. The stars are not visible, and this causes so many horrible things, silently killing off our planet.
Johnny: "Hey, where'd the stars go?!"

Annie: "There are so many lights that shine into the sky, the beautiful night sky is hidden from our view. To reverse light pollution, people can change all lights to ones that shine their light downwards, where it is needed."
light pollution by darkskyadvocate December 10, 2011