Scott Patterson 

Played "Luke" on the hit WB show "Gilmore Girls". He was the grumpy diner owner in the town of Stars Hallow. Also, Lorelai's (Lauren Graham's) love interest/soulmate. Scott is currently starring on the CW comedy, "Aliens in America" and has guest-starred on many series, including "Seinfeld, where he was deemed "sponge-worthy" by Elaine. Recently, Scott was seen on the big screen in Saw 4, and is currently shooting Saw 5.

Scott Patterson/Luke quote from "Gilmore Girls":

Lorelai: How does Charlie Rose screw up your REM sleep?

Luke: Because he's always got some guy on pushing a book about how everything's all going to hell, or they're going to pass a law, how everyone with a nose ring is going to get shipped off to China. Suddenly you're depressed, thinking we're all going to die and don't drink the water, there's anthrax in my bagel - and bam, there goes your REM sleep.

Lorelai: Or Mel Brooks is on, and he is so funny, and you think, "What a wonderful world we live in, that there's a Mel Brooks to go to sleep to."

Luke: Mel Brooks is never on Charlie Rose, and when he is on he's talking about Nazis, and then you go to sleep and you dream about Nazis and they all look like Nathan Lane, and you're creeped out for days.

Scott Patterson by Kristen =] April 10, 2008

lasagna platter 

The vagina

Slang similar to trim

Oh snap, son, I'd eat her lasagna platter

lasagna platter by Stampy May 19, 2004

luke patterson

part of a show called julie and the phantoms which literally has the hottest cast and the best songs. oml luke is literally the cutest, most talented, funniest, adorable little bean there ever was and i literally wish he were real cause he’d be so cool to hang with. and don’t even get me STARTED on his fits because omg my man know how to dress. like i’d love to borrow some of his clothes please. ugh and hes so good at singing and playing the guitar and basically at anything he does. and that guitar flip he does in that one episode is HOT.

rebecca: omg did u see the new show julie and the phantoms?
stacy: yea ofc! dude luke patterson is so hot!

luke patterson by makenny December 30, 2020

Wisconsin Cheese Platter 

When your male friend is doing a handstand while erect in front of a window. You barge into the room unbeknownst to him and proceed to Russian bear hug him from behind around his midriff while grabbing ahold of his stiffy for leverage. You then begin to bury your face in your friends goochy-cheesy area. Hence the name “Wisconsin Cheese Platter”. You must proceed until climax. All the while your friends family is outside watching. If the family is not there, this is by definition a “Delaware Dumpster Dive”.

“Sweetie, did I see you and Jeff enjoying a Wisconsin Cheese Platter last night?”

“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”

Wisconsin Cheese Platter by James Foster & Robert Schaffer December 4, 2021

Coon Platter 

A large platter of fried chicken with watermelon served with a gallon of Colt 45.

DAMN, Tyrone just wolfed down that coon platter!

Coon Platter by Umbrebre April 19, 2008

luanne platter 

character on king of the hill. generally kind, naive, but about as smart as a brick. voiced by brittany murhpy who passed away in 2009. niece of peggy and hank hill. made a baby named gracie margaret but originally wanted to name her lasagna because she was high on anesthesia.

"I am a proud, ignorant woman!" quote from luanne platter

luanne platter by tyler18 December 29, 2009

Pussy Platter 

The act of blatantly offering your vagina to a man for the sole purpose of manipulating him into giving you your sexual desires.

In an email, she described to him all the things that she wanted him to do to her while in bed. She gave him a pussy platter.

Pussy Platter by Urban Dictionary January 1, 2008