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Pitchforky

Criticism that is pitifully reactionary and irresponsible
Ryan's review of the new Wilco record was a little pitchforky.
Pitchforky by m.leland June 6, 2007

Pitchforking 

A threesome with all Dudes.
Mike: "Yo I had a threesome last night"
John: "Was it a love sandwich or a devils threeway?"
Mike: "Neither, I was pitchforking"

Pitchfork 

What I'm going to drive through the head of the creator of a website for shitty indie music.
I bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I don't base my life around someone elses opinions.
Pitchfork by cock whore June 24, 2003

Pitchforking 

Two men wrap legs with boners to start pitchforking, whoever gets a penis in their butthole got pitchforked.
Pitchforking by Holetrain March 29, 2014

Jellybean Pitchfork 

To roll a joint, stick into a females genitals and take a puff.
Jesse jellybean pitchforked his girlfriend on mars.

korean pitchfork 

a korean male who takes three dicks in the ass at once
my uncle took his korean pitchfork like he was begging for the homeland.