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German for a guy who really sucks. approximately derived from pissen= to pee somewhere
Der blöde Pisser hat es schon wieder versaut!
This sucker bugged it up again!
Pisser by Mr dumb December 15, 2011
1) (n) The bathroom.
2) (n) A highly undesirable situation, or a hectic brawl, or other occurrence where one stands a goot chance of getting their head smashed in. Often used in conjunction with fucking.
1) Hold up, I need to go to the pisser.
2) We got in such a fucking pisser last night, you wouldn't believe!
pisser by Erik Randolph March 22, 2003
A woman who pisses on your chest immediately after fucking her brains out. It has not yet been determined the exact nature behind this phenomena but one must assume it is simply an act of territorial procedure. The pissing can also be accompanied by some silent farting which in most cases is just plain fucking disgusting.
Steve: Hey man the funniest thing happened. I was just finishing up plowing your mom for a good 17 minutes when the crazy bitch got up, crouched over top of me, and starting pissing.

Jim: Aw sick dude... my mom's a pisser!?!?
Pisser by SKYYGUYY April 9, 2009
Ack, that was a pisser.
pisser by Anonymous May 22, 2003
1-For something to be bad, annoying, or to piss you off.
2-A urinal or toilet.
3-Someone who really dampens your mood.
1-Jack: I got an F on my maths test =(
Vic: Well that's a pisser.
2-Jack: Hold on, I need to go to the pisser.
3-Vic: Well she's a little pisser.
Pisser by Spazzie McGee March 21, 2008
English slang for bathroom. It is the pathetic attempt of English people to be gangster like the cool Americans.
Pisser by viggom555 December 16, 2008