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When one is getting drunk too fast, they are getting Pierson'd. After an onset of 30-45 minutes of heavy drinking, an individual begins to feel "beyond tipsy" and given the short amount of time that has elapsed: they have been Pierson'd.
I have several experiences with friends when i have gotten a little too drunk in a short amount of time. A good example of this would be when my friend had a keg party at his house and I got Pierson'd and thanked his mother for birthing him (him being my friend).
Pierson'd by Padawan Magilicuttie December 20, 2010

Piers Morgan 

A well-known, narcissistic phone hacking specialist with manchild characteristic. He's an anti-Wenger type of Arsenal fan. He thinks he knows things better than anyone.
Can anyone throw away Piers Morgan's phone/device? He spouts his shitty take on Twitter again!
Piers Morgan by Shiine-1 February 14, 2022

Shady Pines 

Used to describe a low cost or disreputable rest home/seniors residence, as used in the popular sitcom "Golden Girls". Regular character Sophia Petrillo was kept inline with the constant threat of being sent back to "Shady Pines".
His inattentive children warehoused him in a "Shady Pines"
Shady Pines by xy_zedd December 18, 2011

piersmorgan 

The reaction elicited by the types of questions asked by talk-show host, erstwhile newspaper editor, and one-time talent-show judge Piers Morgan.
noun:

1. the look on one's face after having asked the most stupid question imaginable. "No, and wipe that stupid piersmorgan off your face."

2. a question which itself is inestimably stupid or banal. "The interview consisted of an endless stream of piersmorgans."

3. the actual face of a person who has just asked a very stupid question whose answer is obvious, and whose sole purpose which was to elicit anger from the respondent. "I sat there, staring incredulously at his stupid piersmorgan."

4. a four-fingered slap across the face of the smarmy git who just asked you the stupidest question ever devised, leaving a visible mark but causing very little pain and no permanent damage. "I gave him a piersmorgan he won't soon forget." Also refers to the actual mark made by said slap. "Where'd you get the piersmorgan? She's a real beaut, mate"

verb:

1. (intr. or tr.) to pose a string of mindless, self-aggrandizing questions. "The thought of having to listen to him piersmorgan all night was nauseating." "Are you going to sit there and piersmorgan me all night?"

2. The act of administering a slap across the face as a reward for a particularly odious string of stupid questions. "Keep that up and I'll piersmorgan the crap of you!"

Pines Charter 

a school in Pembroke Pines, Florida that has received numerous bomb threats during the first weeks of school. this school not only provides you with nicotine fiends and drug dealers but also one of the worst football teams in the nation. A place where everyone swears they’ll leave but by the end of high school they are still there. Want unlimited drama from petty whores? Want ugly ass hispanic soccer boys that use you? Want girls that have sex for drugs? Then come on down to Pines Charter. Where you can find not only the worst parties in Broward but the whitest thots in Florida.
guy: you’re hot. What school do you go to?

girl: pines charter
guy: oh... nevermind

perestroka 

Noun. An ictus or other seizure brought on by the consumption of too many cheese blintzes, sour-cream-laden piroshki, or other high-cholesterol Russian dishes.
"Dude, you'd better hope this place has a full-time cardiologist on duty. If you eat that whole plate of pirogi in chicken fat, you're gonna keel over with a perestroka for sure."
perestroka by 5$wds November 20, 2009