Pontius Pilates

A sadistically unpleasant pilates instructor.

He had been warned by friends that she was difficult and demanding in her sessions, but he was unprepared for this Pontius Pilates instructor who tortured and abused him on the body reformer as if it were a crucifix and he a convicted infidel.

Pontius Pilates by PBCHLS92 April 30, 2012

Pontius Pilates

Figuratively, the act of vigorously "washing one's hands" of a person or situation.

Don't drag me into this - I'm late for my Pontius Pilates workout.

Pontius Pilates by O. Walker October 15, 2007

Hottie Boom Bodie With The Naughty Pilates 

When some1s really hott or sexy

When your just awsome enough 2 say it

He is a hottie boom bodie with the naughty pilates
Ya he is hot

or

Rachel and Lana are hottie boom bodies with the naughty pilates

Hottie Boom Bodie With The Naughty Pilates by larlana January 3, 2008

Pillow pilates

The art of propping one's partner up on a pillow during sexual intercourse.

Me and my women had pillow pilates last night

Pillow pilates by ELDDP July 6, 2021

Pink Pilates Princess

Something and/or someone considered evil or weird/crazy

“Dude, I heard Gary drank a 2 liter of mountain dew and passed out and woke up on the interstate.” “Average pink pilates princess behavior.”

Pink Pilates Princess by BingoBongoGeraldCakes April 19, 2025

I'm like Poncio Pilates 

On the bible there is a passagein Mattew that tells a episode from the Judgement of jesus Christ :
Pilate Washes his Hands
23“Why?” asked Pilate. “What has He done wrong?” But they shouted all the louder, “Crucify Him!” 24When Pilate saw that he was accomplishing nothing, but that instead a riot was breaking out, he took water and washed his hands before the crowd. “I am innocent of this man’s blood, he said. “You shall bear the responsibility.” 25All the people answered, “His blood be on us and on our children!”…

So, in another words as well as pilatos did an said we can see by the context that he was with tied hands ,we can use the name of him to explain that we are with Tied hands too so ,instead of sayin' " i can't do that ",i'm with tied hands "or i'm unable this moment ",we can use another form of sayin' : 'I'm like Poncio pilates ". it is good for those that understand the bible .

I'm like Poncio Pilates by Reliance roy January 13, 2017

platestalker

Anyone that watches everyone else's plates during meals. They finish off their serving then wait to see who isn't going to eat whats left of theirs and asks," You going to eat that ?"

During dinner the platestalker known as Porky kept an eye out for anyone's leftovers.

platestalker by lil' nicky February 9, 2014