piece of patch
As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."
piece of patch by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 29, 2014
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beast patch
An isolated patch of hair found anywhere on the body. Most common areas include the hands, back, chest, and pubic area on an unkept person.
Check out the beast patches on Jim's hands. Those make him look like a werewolf.
Check out the beast patch on that broad's vagina. I'll bet that smells like godzilla's breath. Bitch needs a shave!
Check out the beast patch on that broad's vagina. I'll bet that smells like godzilla's breath. Bitch needs a shave!
beast patch by sciflyer.25 September 15, 2010
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Patchy Twat
1. A skewbald or piebald (US paint) horse whose attitude to life is such that it causes those who encounter him to doubt the soundness of mind of the horse and indeed the owner/rider.
2. A complete bellend of a horse who appears to be offended by mediocrity, so his decision-making and antics ensure his lack of talent in his chosen discipline is masked by the chaos, comedy and damage caused to property and person.
3. Generally a shite eventer.
2. A complete bellend of a horse who appears to be offended by mediocrity, so his decision-making and antics ensure his lack of talent in his chosen discipline is masked by the chaos, comedy and damage caused to property and person.
3. Generally a shite eventer.
Insurance Claims person “So you hadn’t even left the yard and you expect me to believe that the horsebox just... fell apart?”
Owner “No. wait. The patchy twat took offence to the partition and galloped through the horsebox before he realised the front ramp wasn’t down.”
Insurance claim person. “Oh.... that’s fine. Claim approved. You probably should have mentioned that your horse is a patchy twat at the start of the call.”
Owner “No. wait. The patchy twat took offence to the partition and galloped through the horsebox before he realised the front ramp wasn’t down.”
Insurance claim person. “Oh.... that’s fine. Claim approved. You probably should have mentioned that your horse is a patchy twat at the start of the call.”
Patchy Twat by ShiteEventer December 12, 2020
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Patchie
The cursed word the MORDHAU community screams when the Triternion devs haven't appeased them in a week.
Devs: *don't do anything for a short amount of time*
Everyone: PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE SHIELD FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO SHIT NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHY MORDHAU DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE
Everyone: PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE SHIELD FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO SHIT NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHY MORDHAU DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE