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Pesto Pubes

When a girl pisses and shits on your pubes, giving your pubes a nice pesto relish.
Jenifer gave me Pesto Pubes last night .
Pesto Pubes by Boner Forest February 20, 2018

Pesto Manifesto 

(n.) a mindset affecting young or inexperienced cooks, causing them to believe dumping pesto onto pasta is the only way to make a dinner.

Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.

No cure.
As a third date, Jen went over to Dylan's for dinner and learned he suffered from Pesto Manifesto.
Pesto Manifesto by nolandc September 20, 2019

pesto pasta green beans 

enjoy the fresh pestoiness of pasta with pesto and broccoli- wait. is that a a green bean? *chokes violently* 😨 it turns out that Y/N was a violent green bean hater. green beans are ok by themselves, but put them with something as glorious as pesto pasta with broccoli and it may be the end of you.
Server: here is your goodness greenie pestoian pesto pasta with green beans. enjoy!
Y/N: IT HAS BEANS. IT MUST BE ERADICATED. *laser eyes*

pesto pasta green beans should not exist.

pesto pasta 

Damn good food. With a weird aftertaste.
OMG. Karly, i love this pesto pasta you made for me to make up for stealing my boyfriend.
pesto pasta by KarlyLovesPasta January 24, 2017

Pesto Whipped Cream 

The act of orgasming while vomiting chunks on your partner.
Hey dude, I totally pesto whipped creamed my non-binary partner last night.

Pesto ears

Someone who doesn’t own a shower and can’t afford hot water and soap. No head and shoulders in sight. Ears filled with pesto, recipe down below. Drinking addiction L, ant infested ears, around 109 undiscovered species in one ear. Camera quality looks like tv static. Samsung supreme, pesto perfectionist, head and shoulders hierarchy, hygiene Hunter, shower segregator, yellow teeth tantaliser, minecraft machine
When you dropping the pesto ears recipe, it’s in my ears mate
Shower? NOOOOOOO!