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Pektorized 

When someone creates a half-assed task and then spends the next few days updating it and fixing it which makes you spend multiple days of redoing the work.Only to realize they don't know what they want from the beginning.
Our new PM created 12 tickets this sprint , we're gonna be so pektorized!
Pektorized by Sandmonkeybusiness November 9, 2020

The Pusterience 

Hey I just went the dollar store and received the pusterience
The Pusterience by Caj February 3, 2020

pasteurize 

When something is too far for you to see.
"'Ey Jimmy, where'd you say it was again?"
"Ya gotta get closer, it's pasteurize."
pasteurize by Penbiks September 23, 2008

Potterized 

After deciding to start reading the many books of the Harry Potter, you can't put the books down and want to read them all. You become so obsessed, that you must dress up as a member of Gryffindor and now watch all the movies and don't forget to tell your friends about the fine details that the movies left out.

Very cool.

You've been Potterized.
Bill was telling me that he wanted to play quidditch.
What a loser, he's been Potterized.

Sam: Let's go to Diagon Alley.

Steve: (punches Sam in head), shut your Potterized mouth.
Potterized by Munch Face November 24, 2010

Pastorized 

When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.
That poor boy has been pastorized
Pastorized by Consuela October 28, 2019

Pestering 

pess-ter

To annoy; to bug
Sally enjoys pestering her peers.
Pestering by PaperRomance February 23, 2011