Schrödinger's Penis 

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Schrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

Schrödinger's Penis by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

Tom Clancy's Penis 

Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.

Conversation between two hookers:

"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."

"How was it?"

"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"

Tom Clancy's Penis by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006

Runner's Penis

After running for a long time in any sport, especially cross country or track, a guy's dick becomes small, hard and cold with the blood focusing around the urethra.

"Hey man, that was tough run. I've got Runner's Penis now."

Runner's Penis by Steve A. Smith January 15, 2009

Ethan's penis 

A dick a big it makes the girl scream

Last night i got Ethan's penis and it was painful

Ethan's penis by Alisa vagina April 24, 2017

Lucy's Penis 

The sort of penis nobody wants to see. Always small, never erect, overall unpleasurable.

sar - how was last night?
lou - he totally had a lucy's penis
jamie - oi, i totally heard that. we're over
sar - ah well, he had a lucy's penis
lou - too right

Lucy's Penis by LouIsAfitty February 4, 2009

Hitler's penis 

The Holy Grail for Germans. It has the power to impregnate anyone, man or woman, within 5 feet of it.

I found Hitler's penis and now I'm pregnant.

Hitler's penis by Doge of teh Gods May 17, 2015

Picasso's Penis Painting 

A sex move.
Prior to engaging in sexual acts, shoot some colored food dye down your penile shaft, through its eye. Have your bitch slob on your knob. When you are about to cum, scream out "Taste the Rainbow!" Then jizz all over her face. Your semen will be colored, and proceed to paint on your model using your tool as a paintbrush.

Also known as a Picasso.

Yo Lamarcus.
What?
You know Latoya?
Jeah.
She wanted a makeover, I'm all "Hell no!" So I Picassoed her ass.
Oh shit!

Daniel gave Margaret a Picasso's Penis Painting yesterday morning before work. Damn that bitch is stupid-fly now!

Picasso's Penis Painting by Emas Diez April 20, 2006