Penguinize 

To bound or tie a person up by their hands and feet, and then proceed to drop them into an ice cold body of water with the intention of killing them. The immobilized body position resembles that of a penguin, whose natural environment is very cold water.

Connie if you cheat on me with Carlos again, I will penguinize your ass!

Penguinize by The Real Master Mike February 1, 2014

Penguinity 

(n) A religion glorifying the penguin as god. There is Penguin-Jesus, Penguin-God, Penguin-Angels, Penguin-Demons, etc. The Penguin is an all knowing, beautiful being who is the real source of happiness and love and peace.

An example of a sermon in a Church of Penguinity:

"And the Penguin-Lord said, 'Let there fish!' and all was good. It Penguin-Jesus name we pray, Penguin-Amen."

Penguinity by PenguinityFollower September 9, 2011

Penguinish

Looking like a penguin, but is not a penguin.

A name of someones personal web-blog site www.penguinish.com

I'm Penguinish because im black, fat ,and short.

Penguinish by Penguinish July 17, 2007

Penguinned

1. When wearing too many layers of clothes and your arms stick out as you walk and make you waddle a little.

2. Also an endearing term for someone you consider your soulmate.

1. "oh no, I shouldn't have put my coat on. I'm penguinned!"

2. "I love you, you're my penguin."
"We are penguinned."

Penguinned by Penguingirl992 November 1, 2011

Penguinitis 

The 'disease' that inspired Linus Torvalds, Linux creator, to make a penguin (Tux) the Linux logo.

"Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them."

If Obama had penguinitis, he would give more funding to conservation and less tolerance for Arctic drilling!

Penguinitis by This is CS50 in Los Angeles January 25, 2014

penguinisation 

the act of converting an animal into a penguin via a horrifc and many-bladed machine.

as in: where is my puppy mom?
im sorry honey, the ministry of penguinisation took him away and converted him.
(mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)

penguinisation by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

penguinium 

The theory that the universe is made up of an infinite amount of hot dogs that are the size of atoms.

The formula for water is actually hotdog2hotdog proves that water is actually hotdogs, therefore proving penguinium.

penguinium by Interplodation January 12, 2009