parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

parental shoulder lurking by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009

Parental Advisory 

Advertising ploy aimed at children and young adults

We should put a parental advisory on our crummy album so it will sell

Parental Advisory by LilSexy April 6, 2004

Porntable 

Portable pornography made possible through devices like PDAs, iPads and smart phones.

Bruce bought an iPad to make "Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone" and the rest of his collection more porntable.

Porntable by GSBJim July 26, 2010

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls

To torture a kid with

Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls by rubberdumber February 12, 2021

parental curse

A non-standard curse invoked by parents on their children. Said curse cannot be lifted-- only passed on to the next generation. It goes:

"I hope your children grow up to be JUST LIKE YOU!"

Statistically, this curse has shown itself to be effective.

Examples of the parental curse in action can be found in most any parent that became exasperated with the behavior of their kids, especially when they realize they were that way when they were younger.

parental curse by TanukiBlue June 10, 2011

Parental Unit 

Refering to one's parents

I have to check in with the Parental Unit.

Parental Unit by Jenny November 14, 2004

Parental Advisory 

A logo added cover artwork that warns kids not to listen to this music with their parents.

Dude, don't play that! It has a parental advisory logo on it and your parents are in the next room.

Parental Advisory by AnnDee4444 February 4, 2010