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Hot Panning

Entering a recently vacated toilet cubical with a warm toilet seat.
Thom: "God I hate hot panning. As usual there were no toilets free so I had to hot pan the throne, big beast of man had just came out, it smelled like sulphur and the seat was on fire."
Hot Panning by Bobsyouruncle August 2, 2012

Peter Panning 

When someone continues to act younger then they are, and doesn’t want to grow old like Peter Pan.
That guy, or girl, is still going out every weekend like they are in their teens.... Definitely Peter Panning.

I’m Peter Panning right now - no responsibilities, no problems.
Peter Panning by Powelly April 21, 2019

Long Panning 

Or being “long panned” is an advanced form of nagging that can only be achieved by one’s spouse. The origins of long panning are believed to have stemmed from a summer bbq when a husband’s grilling technique was called into question by his wife in front of his friends for using the wrong sized grilling pan.
Stop long panning me, I’ll take the garbage out when I’m ready god damn it!”
Long Panning by Maverick2022 June 26, 2022

scizzle panning 

the equivalent to the term "riding"

scizzle panning orginated in norway in the late 90's and involves dressing like a thug and going skiing in the local terrain park
1# yo man, you riding this week?

2# "no, I'm scizzle panning"

1# ahh sick, have fun with that

Peter Panning 

When a guy wants to send a seductive dick pic but is embarrassed by his small junk he sends a picture of the shadow of his dick so as to leave it's size up to the recipient's imagination.
Ethan: Bro, I'm so peter panning Mary right now.

Mary: OMG Ethan just peter panned me!
Susie: I wonder how big it really is...
Peter Panning by eskeetz January 17, 2013

Gold Panning 

Trying to get to know a guy on a deeper level by sifting through his bullshit.
I've been gold panning this whole time, only to find out that this guy is a total dud.