Panishato 

The act of getting a man pregnant by fucking him in the dick

Want to participate in some panishato?

Panishato by Niggers in praise July 13, 2016

pandas eat their babies 

The weird phenomenon of a giant panda eating their babies due to the lack of bamboo and utilizing them as a source of protein and nutrients.

Also used as an idiom to sarcastically describe those who lack common sense and have wild imaginations of the “natural world”.

William thinks pandas eat their babies, how weird.

pandas eat their babies by hahahahahaokayyyyy April 27, 2023

Pandaism 

Pandaism is an ideological view that emphasizes the lovely subjectivity and fluffy agency of pandas. The philosophical doctrine of pandaism can be best illustrated by da Vinci's Vitruvian Panda and Mona Panda.

Compared to humanism, pandaism is a lot more interesting!

Pandaism by Pandada Pandavsky April 24, 2019

pandeist 

Someone who believes in pandeism, but particularly a chick who will give you hot nonstop fucking because she thinks God became the Universe to experience hot nonstop fucking.

Dude, I'm dating a pandeist chick, it's awesome! All we do is hot nonstop fucking!

pandeist by J.D.G. brj September 16, 2006

pandication 

incredible addiction and dedication to panda express, especially their all too tasty orange chicken

Brad has so much pandication that he always has to finish his double order of orange chicken, even if he knows that he'll throw up afterwards.

pandication by BLAGexpress March 13, 2009

pardis 

It is an abbreviation for Paradise is an English word from Persian roots that is generally identified with the Garden of Eden or with Heaven. Originally meaning a walled garden or royal hunting grounds, the term entered Jewish (and eventually Christian) beliefs as a Greek translation for the Garden of Eden in the Septuagint. It is sometimes also identified with the bosom of Abraham, the abode of the righteous dead awaiting Judgment Day. In the Gospel of Luke, Jesus tells a penitent criminal crucified alongside him that they will be together in paradise that day.

The city is like a Pardis.

pardis by Pardis March 13, 2008

pandasaurus 

The pandasaurus is usually a peaceful creature, but when disturbed, it turns into a ferocious dinosaur like monster. It's main diet consists of large amounts of bamboo, but can really digest about anything. The pandasaurus look like any normal panda but is three times larger and has longer claws on their paws. During their life, the pandasaurus mostly sleeps and eat, and rarely spend their time to reproduce. Because of this, there are few of them left on Earth. If you ever encounter one, do not piss them off or else they will eat you. The plural of pandasaurus is pandasauri. If you want to learn more about the pandasaurus thumbs up.

You: Hey look mom they finally have a panda at the zoo.

Your mom: No, dumbass, it's a pandasaurus.

You: Oh...can we get cotton candy at the zoo.

pandasaurus by Average asain December 4, 2010