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Online Phonetic Palatability Disillusionment

The moment when that cute thing you type online sounds dumb when you say it out loud in real life. Like when you actually say "sneks" out loud.
"Hey, come check out this reddit for sneks."
"For what?"
"For sne-... Never mind I just realized this is stupid and a waste of everyone's time. "
"You just had Online Phonetic Palatability Disillusionment didn't you"
"Yeah, it hurts a little."

Pastable 

Something that can be made into a pasta. Pretty much every food is pastable, if you want it to be.
Nick: "Too bad we don't have any meatballs, I really want to eat some pasta."
Lindsay: "Let's just use this potato, it's totally pastable!"

And they all live happily ever after.
Pastable by Jugina Wombie February 8, 2013

Palatability 

The length to which a beer drinker's palate can distinguish one component from another before hop overload overtakes ambition.
I was on my 6th of 10 Mikkeller Single Hops when I lost my palatability, and it was suddenly Ruination/Hopslam/Pliny/DevilDancer all rolled into one!
Palatability by IndyCraftBeer March 23, 2010

palatalize

to punch someone in the nuts so hard they vomit
Bro! He just palatalized me!
palatalize by psychosloth17 June 12, 2016

Palatability 

Property attributed to food or drink that describes the degree of pleasing taste they provoke when ingested.
Typically, palatability reflects the content of fat and sugar in food.
Palatability by ernie_aka August 15, 2016

paleapable

People that believe
We the paleapable are gathered here today to join these two in holy matrimony
paleapable by Itookanoath May 7, 2018