package 

a finger insertion to the butt for pleasure

I got a nice package last night

package by Bonnie Miller August 2, 2006

package 

the place where the sun don't shine

the black man had a big package

package by chub muffin March 23, 2003

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holiday package

package by qoza January 22, 2018

Package 

A physical quantity to measure one's happiness in life.

Indian 1: " I don't give a shit about your damn job, what's the Package?"
Indian 2: "I don't either. Its 40lpa btw. F**k it's not enough to buy me 3 houses."

Package by thicknoodle September 22, 2022

package blast

a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package

Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.

package blast by Sheldon May 14, 2003

package anxiety 

When you know a package is coming for you, and you can't wait, and you start going crazy, and god for bid it doesn't come.

I am expecting an iPod Touch, and I almost died of package anxiety

package anxiety by MuffinFlavored October 1, 2007

package stalking 

When one constantly presses the refresh button on an online package tracking website to know up to the minute info on his or her package's delivery

Sorry I forgot to call you on your birthday mom. I fell asleep package stalking my sham-wow

package stalking by Joon Joon August 27, 2011