Twin Orbs 

From the novel "All The King's Men", Cass Mastern describes Annabelle Trice's breasts as being "lifted like twin orbs". The genius in the wording of this expression was recognized by a group of four normally normal (or so you think) AP Language English students, and many great jokes and

TWIN ORBS!!! (what follows is usually jolly laughter)
Any moment from group presentation.

Twin Orbs by Cass Mastern December 14, 2011

Cerulean orbs 

A stereotypical, cringy way to describe the large blue eyes of a character, popular among by a bad and beginning/very young writers (usually themselves blue-eyed, usually in fanfiction, usually belonging to a Mary Sue type character).

I don't know what the blue balls guy is on about. 'Cerulean orbs' has been a meme about bad fanfiction descriptions for YEARS.

No one thinks you're talking about your balls my guy, they think you're being weird about some girl's eyes.

'Legolas gazed into Mary Sue's cerulean orbs and was lost. He was also a vampire now, somehow, and sparkled.'

Cerulean orbs by oh my god lol April 22, 2022

Glory Orbs 

A perfect pair of fake knockers . A pair of fake boobies SO awesome, it's as if they were sent down from heaven just to make you smile.

These are very rare, and this term is not to be used lightly.

So perfect.

So shapely.

Glory orbs.

1.dude 1: Dude! Look at those boobies!
dude 2: Those are nice titties! And fake too!
dude 1: Now those are some glory orbs

2. dude: I had lost faith in humanity... then I saw a pair of glory orbs

Glory Orbs by peeew February 9, 2014

golden orbs 

a female's breasts

oh snap that chicks got some monstrous golden orbs

golden orbs by Geoff May 29, 2004

pendulous orbs

Sagging milk mountains.

Not knowing Grandma had come for a visit and being stuffed with prune brownies, Carl burst into the bathroom only to spy her enormous, pendulous orbs.

pendulous orbs by Darby January 22, 2004

Cerulean Orbs 

Another name for blue balls,
the dull pain caused by abruptly stopping sexual actions.
This is often used to sound smarter in front of someone who doesn't know better. Also used in front of women, so they don't catch on to what you are saying.

Friend 1: I just got Cerulean Orbs
Friend 2: Man! that sucks
Girl 1: What is that?

Cerulean Orbs by NINJuhh December 1, 2009

Air orbs

Balloons that have air in them.

Get those air orbs before they fly into space

Air orbs by Sha. Evans September 15, 2016