Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich 

When you receive criticism followed by an insincere compliment, usually at a job review. Done when someone gets so upset after criticism that they are pacified with a "compliment" in order to shut them up.

Chris was mad because his job review was terrible, so his boss made up a random compliment to make him feel better. Chris did not fall for this Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich and remained angry. Grrr.

See also: Compliment Sandwich.

Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich by xarasia October 16, 2013

open faced ruben 

An infected vagina with white cheese (puss)

I was really into Claire until I pulled down her yoga pants and saw an open faced ruben.

open faced ruben by JMFE April 6, 2011

open-faced turkey sandwich 

The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.

since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich

open-faced turkey sandwich by P-Dubious February 28, 2009

open faced chili dog 

The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.

I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.

open faced chili dog by Crappy Diaper October 13, 2007

Open Faced Sandwich 

When a women leaves her used Maxi pad on top of a trash can (usually in a bathroom) for everyone to see.

Clem saw an open faced sandwich in Cecile's bathroom trash can today, vomiting ensued quickly thereafter.

Open Faced Sandwich by Klitz April 19, 2008

Open-faced roast beef sandwich 

A vagina with large inner lips, that extend past the outer lips.

Her reminded me of an open-faced roast beef sandwich so much that I just had to eat it.

Open-faced roast beef sandwich by hr-rp January 5, 2007

open-faced grilled cheese

The sandwich you attempt to make on a grill machine while completely drunk off apple schnapps and boxed wine.

Oh man, I forgot to put the rest of bread on! It's an open-faced grilled cheese!

open-faced grilled cheese by criticaloversite January 12, 2004