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One Night Stand Friend

A temporary friend who you talk to on only one occasion. Most often happens between mutual friends at a party. The night after the party, you never speak, except for infrequent but uncomfortable small talk.
John: Hey man, its so weird. After that party, Jessica and I have not talked once. Its pretty awkward.

Paul: Oh yeah. I think thats happened to all of us at some point. It feels awkward after casual sex.

John: But no! We didn't have sex. We were only friends.

Paul: Oh! I get it. But you two are in love.

John: No were not! We were nothing except for good friends on Friday.

Paul: Oh Yeah. Okay. You were just one night stand friends. I think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.
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one night stan 

(N) A sexual predator of virgin girls under the legal age. Uses the usual line of "I love you." to seal the deal then disappears the next morning.
Hey, remember Vallery? she was a victim of one night stan too.

one-night stand 

Sexual activity with another person intended for one night only. (Derives from showbiz, a "one-off show". But also of course from the suggestion of a one-off erection, though the term is used by women as well as men as a candid description of "getting your rocks off" when a bit of no-strings fucking etc. was desired.
“I've never had a one-night stand because I've always been afraid that in the cold light of day, she'll wake up and think; "Oh my God! What the hell am I doing in bed with a stupid cunt like this?!”
one-night stand by kofi May 14, 2003

one night clinger 

When a man sleeps over at womens house once and never ever leaves again
WOW! Mark lives with that girl now what a one night clinger

One Night Hand 

He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.

One night text 

When you chat with someone non-stop on tinder/other online dating apps and you think that you're having a great start, exchanging the contact and thinking of when to meet that person but then the texting dies the next day and you end up deleting the contact without meeting him/her.
Ex.

You seemed to be hitting off with this man, what happened?

Oh it was a one night text, I never saw him in person
One night text by LSTxx13579 December 4, 2019

one night stand 

When you bang a chick with the intentions of never seeing or talking to her ever again.
one night stand by OmG July 19, 2003