moose on the table 

Expression for an issue no one wants to adress in a meeting.

"well, thats a moose on the table of a situation there"

moose on the table by aba March 28, 2005

Beezay on the table 

When you make 5 shots in a row during beer pong and do the shoulder lean as a celebration.

"Beezay on the table! Beezay on the Table!"

Beezay on the table by Brendan Zelle a.k.a Beezay June 21, 2007

*shits on the table*

(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom

Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*

*shits on the table* by h boy123 May 30, 2018

to put one's card on the table

To be honest about your feelings and intentions

I thought it was time to put one's card on the table.

to put one's card on the table by Coolest of All May 11, 2017

Cocks on the table 

When your challenging your friends or rivals, sometimes the only way to man up to the challenge is cocks on the table.

Alright boys, enough bullshit... Cocks on the table!

Cocks on the table by xXx A money xXx August 15, 2008

Tits on the Table 

To go "all out"; similar to "go hard or go home" just more awesome, because tits are always better

Person a: "I'm too shy, I don't know if I can get his number"

Person b: "dude, Tits on the Table"

go hard or go home
go big or go home

Tits on the Table by GrahamM February 6, 2013

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table 

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.

Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table by Lil Uzi Verts dick's in my ass June 1, 2017