Imposter sussy ohno

Most likely a person who has not touched grass in more than 7 days

H: ay John get off the computer
H2: no
H: your such and imposter sussy ohno

Imposter sussy ohno by fetusthebus June 29, 2022

Oh no anyway 

The suggested response when someone says something that you honestly couldn’t care less about

Or when your so used to things going to shit and once a new cataclysmic event happens the only natural reaction is this “oh no, anyway…”

Girl: Oh my boyfriend just died

Me: “Oh no, anyway”

*president gets arrested and raped in prison*

Vice President: oh no, Anyway…

*something horrible occurs*

Anybody: oh no, anyway

Oh no anyway

Oh no anyway by R8m8b8 yaya August 22, 2022

Oh no, your flying income 

A meme found in TORN, a text-based crime game. Originally used as a sarcastic reply to a player complaining in the forums about a certain in-game event limiting his ability to make money in-game. It is now used, by changing a word or two, as a karma-grabbing reply to many complaints in the forums.

"The airport is shut down because of the Dirty Bomb, and I can't fly for plushies."

"Oh no, your Flying Income"

Oh no, your flying income by DUDEsucks November 19, 2021

ohnopia 

Blurred vision caused by forgetting to remove one's reading glasses before getting up from working on a computer, reading, or doing some other closeup task. The condition is made worse when one's hands are full, preventing one from easily correcting the condition.

I often suffer from ohnopia. Just today I was blogging when an unexpected knock at the door caused me to jump up to get it, but my reading glasses made everything blurry and I tripped over my sleeping dog.

ohnopia by JIMWICh December 6, 2011

OHNOSECOND

That minuscule fraction of time it takes your brain to realize that you've just made a GIGANTIC mistake and reconcile the fact that it is too late.

Bob hit send on his email to Tom, only then realizing that he had copied in the entire company on the x-rated pictures of him and his latest conquest swinging from his sex swing in full leather outfits.

OHNOSECOND by Buzz M. May 13, 2005

Oh no Sam Seder

What a fucking nightmare! Famous last words spoken by Steven Crowder.

"Oh no Sam Seder! What a fucking nightmare!"

Oh no Sam Seder by Troi_Baker June 28, 2021

Oh no bro! 

A phrase uttered by popular green midget from the hit cartoon, regular show, muscle man when something goes wrong.

A bed falls on pops as he screams out in pain, almost fucking dying

Muscle man: "oh no bro!"

Oh no bro! by Jinxies October 16, 2020