A Green Midget is a midget that's green and looks like a Shrek Jr. Most Green Midgets are easily upset and constantly whining about how hard it is being a short ogre for a living.
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oi oy hayt beyin a showrt baby shrek! WABABABABABA!"
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oi oy hayt beyin a showrt baby shrek! WABABABABABA!"
Did you see that "Green Midget" walking down the street?
Yeah, that's Gorglamene, we call him Baby Shrek.
Yeah, that's Gorglamene, we call him Baby Shrek.
by OgreMingle August 31, 2018