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intraocular self observation 

America's leading cause of sleep deprivation: When you're up at 3:00 A.M. still trying to fall asleep and your mind hits the phase of "Who am I? What do I mean? Why am I the way I am? How can I make myself better?" and you look at yourself from point of view if your mind's eye.

Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.
Hey, man, i'm so tired.. My brain decided to have an all night session of Intraocular Self Observation last night. It said "Nope, you're not sleeping, we're thinking about you tonight"

your powers of observation are startling

Its another way of saying no shit dumbass!!! When did you first noticed!!
Wow!!! look thats a wooden tree?? Your powers of observation are startling.

Observsive

to be currently be observing
How observsive of you
Observsive by Brandon Schaafsma November 16, 2004

Negatively Inclined observation

Unlike whining, this is a warranted and accurate observation of an unjustly skewed situation or thing in which the observer is the disfavoured party.
"They all though he was bitching about his cards but,by pointing out his bad luck he was actually just making a negatively inclined observation.

critical observation 

You got come critical observation on how much more that fried chicken need to be cooked?
critical observation by the fuck? October 28, 2013

Observational Racist 

One being dubbed a "racist" because they told others of negative personal experiences that support negative stereotypes what they saw or experienced first hand while experiencing a culture or race in person.
The University's "Harmony Club" accused me of being a racist , because I told them about the fact I have been mugged once, been carjacked once, and stabbed twice, and bad experiences seem to happen only when I was in the Slobobian part of town.

I then observed that perhaps there is an inherent problem with Slobobian culture or lifestyle that makes them prone to violence against others, particularly non-Slobobians.

This would make me an Observational Racist, since it was my personal observation of my negative experience that was deemed racist.