nonce case 

A word used to describe a nonce (paedophile) in the U.K. You can also just say that my dad is a nonce case.

"Mark you nonce case she's about 16!"
" NONCE! "

nonce case by Clog2838383 June 7, 2017

Nonce Jotter 

The sex offenders register where paedophiles or 'nonces' will sign there name.

As Mr. Glitter approached to sign the nonce jotter I produced the 1973 album 'Touch Me' and asked him to sign that first.

Nonce Jotter by Jotter Boy February 19, 2009

Luz Noceda 

An otter with a dark side, Eda's adopted daughter, human witch, you cannot hate her or else. Character from the show The Owl House. She fell through a portal, ended up in the Demon Realm and is now trine get back home.

YOU CANNOT LEGALLY HATE LUZ NOCEDA!!!!

Luz Noceda by FANGIRL#2365 January 3, 2022

nonces direct 

Alternative name for a well-known chain of cheap sports shops in the UK that sells all of the brands usually spotted in paedophile sting videos such as Slazenger, Dunlop and Crocs. One of their employees was once stung in the stock room of a Nonces Direct shop and as a result is now considered king of the paedos.

After Jimmy the paedo had given out all of his sweets, he popped into Nonces Direct and bought a Slazenger jacket

nonces direct by Baz&Dave May 31, 2019

nonce

British derogatory term for a paedophile. Can be used as an insult.

Carl's a right nonce

nonce by imnotatory January 13, 2020

r/NonCredibleDefence 

A defence shitposting subreddit that is somewhere between batshit insane and unfathomably based, with a diverse mix of the wackiest weapon systems/tactics you'll ever see. Some highlights include:
- wanting to blow up the Three Gorges Dam and/or the Kerch Bridge
- advocating for thermonuclear war
- horny for aircraft (especially the F-35)
- basically worship the military industrial complex (ex. Lockheed MartinLockmart and Raytheon)
- copious amounts of mockery towards the Russian war effort

I just found r/NonCredibleDefence and now I'm convinced that I must go fly to Ukraine and personally blow up the Kerch Bridge, because it'd be absolutely hilarious and probably feasible with how the Russians have been doing.

r/NonCredibleDefence by Just Another Warcrime Tuesday August 11, 2022

Nonce Sweets 

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.

Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?

Nonce Sweets by Mr.GS March 27, 2019