Neefed 

1.The art of changing someone's facebook or myspace status to an out of date song lyric to make them look foolish and out of touch socially.
2. Being utterly creepy and getting domed up by heavy set women while trying to maintain the image of liking more attractive girls.

1. Dude, i left my face book open and totally got neefed. He changed my status to some lyrics from forgot about dre.

2. He took home a girl that's a thrower on the track team. She had to weigh at least 225 pounds. He totally neefed out last night.

Neefed by bigpuke/london October 20, 2009

Citation Needed 

What you say to some dumbass motherfucker when he pulls some stupid shit out of his ass. Comes from Wikipedia.

Ben: The Sikhs control all the worlds corn.

Jack: Citation needed.

Citation Needed by Ganondox September 24, 2017

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER by weave September 9, 2003

I needed that 

Ratchet’s phrase used in the cartoon Transformers Prime when bulkhead tends to break something Ratchet needs

Bulkhead I needed that!

I needed that by Random stuff bruh March 16, 2020

needledick 

Man with an extremely small penis

needledick by Revolutionary July 5, 2003

needledick pothead

There once was a boy, we'll call him "Zach". Well "Zach" asked this beautiful girl out. We will call her "Sarah". Well they dated for 2 months. 2 long, wonderful months. Zach would always tell Sarah how much he loved her. He would always show her too. Well Zach was also a notorious liar, and once they broke up, the lies came pouring out. He was a pothead, and he lied about that.

But the moral of the story is,

Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'

well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.

and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;

Zach has a small weiner and hes a pothead, thats why we call him needledick pothead.

Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)

needledick pothead by zmaddog14 March 23, 2011

I needed my oils wet 

To use in a situation where it's embarrassing, awkward or a problem that went downhill or regret and you should've coped with it.

I farted in front of my crush, yikes!
I needed my oils wet. get your stuff right

I needed my oils wet by Coco_heehee March 22, 2019