murfing

To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.

Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.

murfing by nigga obie June 12, 2011

Murphing 

(Verb) (murf-ing) When one wears the same shirt for 3+ days in a row. Typically resulting in a body odor that everybody can smell except for the one who is murphing.

Got this new Supreme shirt so murphing must be the best way to break it in. Everyone needs to know!

Murphing by whatsthewordwordword October 16, 2015

Mumping

(Aka Man Pumping)
Mumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Mumping.

Floyd was caught mumping on the subway but felt no shame.

Mumping by ManPump May 15, 2017

MurRing 

You know when you finish peeing and the last dribble makes a pee ring on your boxers where your pecker touches the cloth. That is a MurRing.

Greg Jones has the first ever observed case of the MurRing. And after pointing this out he says, "My MurRing is exposed!"

MurRing by Chris Jones Murrel October 30, 2008

murfing

Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.

I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.

murfing by denizen August 27, 2006

Merping 

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.

My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.

Merping by pattersfb October 21, 2010

murking 

looking sketchy by wearing your hood up and dressing in dark colored clothing. To completely be murking you must also be making a gurgling/ sucking noise (tongue also included).

sketchy man (in dark corner of the room) : "guurururrurururrrurur"

garrett (small white boi): "that dude is murking so hard, I'm afraid his tongue might fall off."

murking by Kim Mcdaniel the third May 30, 2008