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Bugger's Muddle 

1. Mess
2. Confusion caused by incompetence and/or lack of organisation
3. Complete cock up
4. Unsatisfactory result, often with comic consequences
5. Misguided effort
6. Fiasco
7. Result of failure to recognise consequences

Believed to have been in common usage in the British armed forces from WW2, now (2007) largely anachronistic and used by older persons who remember it or have parents who did... may link to the phrase "Don't let the buggers get you down" which probably refers primarily to the bullying of private soldiers during induction training by non commissioned officers.
About disastrous outcome caused by mismanagement:
"...The entire venture was doomed to be a bugger's muddle from the very beginning"
Bugger's Muddle by Manton December 9, 2008
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A hot fudge-like shit mess quickly followed and mixed with a sandy peanut buttered shit.
Gregg: Damnit....that weird New York food I ate is ready to be born again. I think I feel a muddler coming! Fuuuuuuuuck!!
Muddler by alxorange July 11, 2012

Muddle your fruit 

When you beating that pussy up so good she feels like you are making a liquid mess of her juice box
Hey shawty, come to the crib and let me muddle your fruit for a lil bit.

Mudded Cheese Pussy 

Term used when a brick and/or wheel of cheese is inserted into a saggy loose vagina that has been plowed by a massive tree like cock.
"Dude, I could really go for some mudded cheese pussy!"
Unintentional male-on-male cuddling which happens as the result of having to share a bed in a crappy hotel room due to a non-existant travel budget.
Garrett: Dude, wtfuck was that all about last night? You were trying to muddle with me all night!

Brandon: Sorry Bro, I forgot I was sleeping with your stupid ass in this lame motel. My bad. I thought you were my girlfriend.

Garrett: Fuck off, I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
Muddle by Xmas Tree February 4, 2010

middled it 

Hitting an object in the center with an anvil from a hight.
Mate, you have completely middled it
middled it by lukarr November 5, 2017

Muddleheaded 

it means mentally disorganized or confused or can't think properly.
some kid's are born muddleheaded.