slower than a mower
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carpet mower
1. A voracious lesbian who performs oral sex with such speed and power that she is more like a mower than a muncher.
2. One who performs oral sex on a woman
3. A cross between a Carpet Muncher and a lawn mower
2. One who performs oral sex on a woman
3. A cross between a Carpet Muncher and a lawn mower
carpet mower by natedog August 30, 2004
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Lawn Mower Parent
Named after the device to cut your grass. A lawn mower parent is a parent who intervenes or "mows down" any inconvenience or discomfort that stands before their child.
At a fast food restaurant*
note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self
15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.
Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?
group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*
Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?
Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents
note* the teen is shy and is afraid to order it for them self
15 year old: Mom, I want to get an ice cream.
Mother: (Instead of telling their child to grow tf up) Okay, I'll get it for you. What do you want honey?
group of other teens nearby notice the mom go up*
Teen 1: Dude, why isn't that kid getting his own order?
Teen 2: I don't know bro, probably has Lawn Mower parents
Lawn Mower Parent by Clavicle_69 October 26, 2018
North Dakota lawn mower
When a person of the opposite or same sex, with braces, is eating out a girl, she gets grass (pussy hair) in her mouth
George gave sara the North Dakota lawn mower and then george used his toothbrush, later that night sara used that toothbrush and wondered why it smelled like pussy
North Dakota lawn mower by typical tyler August 28, 2008
Mowedout
Term used to report the simultaneous end and beginning of the repetitious cutting task of all grounds engineered specifically for the play of golf, including areas those parcels sanctioned by current U.S.G.A regulation and rules.
The course was mowedout at 5 pm on thursday.
goat mower
A shot of bourbon with a wheatgrass infused goat milk afterthought. Served chilled with a blade of freshly cut organic alfalfa.
goat mower by Thevinesevolve January 1, 2015
The black mower
Where you meet up with a stranger online, and you shove anal beeds up her arse, & then rip start them out, like a mower & then proceed to steal her electronic goods while she’s bleeding from the arse.
Hey terry, should’ve seen it I gave this bitch the black mower last night, was so funny, you should’ve seen it!
The black mower by Tuddzwun March 31, 2020