An entity which warships our lord and savior micheal morgan.ap teaching. He is the one true god and projects all of the perfectness of humanity. He has review guids instruction guids and everything he know to you do your best on the AP test. Those who worship never forget to like and subscribe i fthey find the video helpful.

"Whats up guys, did you watch the Morgan video today? "
"EW shut up you filthy Morganism" Then he died

Morganism by MICHEAL FREAKING MORGAN BICH May 21, 2019

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Captain Morganist

Based on the 2009 Captain Morgan ad campaigns, opporunists who go to parties and create scenarios where they can easily obtain sexual appreciation from multiple member's of the opposite sex

Bro #1: I'll put posters of me and my crew outside the club that make us look famous when we are really just four regular guys

Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist

Bro #1: I'll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them

Bro #2: Wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the Captain Morganist philosophy

Bro #1: I'll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks

Bro #2: sweet, free drinks

Captain Morganist by flossandtosscrisscrosstheboss July 9, 2009

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morganing

the act of believing that your funny whenever people laugh at something you say.

its because you retarded, not funny.

Person 1: "... and thats why the chicken crossed the road!"

Person 2: "lol hahahah rofl lmfao"

Person 1: "i'm hilarious!"

Person 3: " lol dude your totally morganing, what you said was stupid!"

morganing by sebastianakatRod May 11, 2010

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Morganecdote

A meandering monologue to a small audience, occasionally punctuated by reference to flange.

I was sat there waiting for the punchline, but then I realised it was just another morganecdote.

Morganecdote by MartinS May 1, 2006

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