mongoose 

a sad little club with sad little men who are actually scared of snakes no matter what they say.

mongoose by genni...haHA gavin and phil and mona August 27, 2003

mongoose 

its a word for a slut it means the local bicyle dats slept with every1 including those of the same sex

haha shes a mongoose

yer innit

mongoose by angela May 13, 2005

Mongoose 

When a trail runner poops outdoors. This earns you a higher amount of trail credit and respect from your peers.

I had something at the aid station that turned my stomach and now I have to find a safe place to mongoose.

Mongoose by ImNotThatTypeOfAsian May 22, 2016

Mongoose 

Someone who is says something dumb and/or stupid, so you quickly respond with 'you mongoose'

"Is it London is the capital city of France"
"No, shut up you mongoose

Mongoose by Br1tishs7ang July 5, 2017

mongoose 

Obsessivly used by Alia (see Alia, or, Queen of France) directed mostly towards people of Neo-France (see Neo-France) in placement of most nouns/verbs/adjectives and other.

"hi2u mongoose!"
"omg, you're a mongoose."
"mongeese rock."

mongoose by Aria Mi-hyung Kang June 1, 2004

mongoose 

a sexy threesome of like strolls in kent and small dogs named Bengitas

hi there im a mongoose and proud of it! YEAH

mongoose by gy6h April 14, 2008

Mongoose 

A general term used to discribe any sexual interaction between a long haired gothic chick and her obsessed numeric boyfriend.

Obsessed numeric boyfriend: Mooooooongoooose?

Long haired gothic chick: RRRRrrrrrrrrraooooW!

Mongoose by 7 November 3, 2004