Mittie

MAN TITTY

Thats a nice mittie

Mittie by Flower pot March 6, 2021

mittlestat 

Is my ginger friend who has he nickname Linguini because he looks like Linguini from Rattatouillie. Oh yeah I guess he is kinda funny too.

Mittlestat is kinda dumb.

mittlestat by ExtraPikles September 1, 2021

A Metties 

When you just don't understand that a girl is into you.

Person 1: So dude, I was out with a friend last night, and when I was dropping her off at her house, she asked me to come in for a cup of coffee but since I hate coffee I refused her offer.
Person 2: Man, now you're just being a Metties.

A Metties by Metties May 13, 2018

mities 

large deposits of fat in the upper chestal region of men that makes them appear as if they have boobs.

man + tities = mities

Man: Wow, that guy in the Of Montreal shirt has huge mities.

Woman: Yea, but i like his shirt.

mities by Nateisawesome May 21, 2007

minties 

Hot broads who put out.

"Are there going to be any minties there tonight who will give mad domage?"

minties by poopshoenayu July 25, 2007

minties 

noun (pl): testicles, particularly those freshly coated with Gold Bond medicated body powder which contains menthol

"Matt, goddamnit, I can smell your minties across the room!"

minties by Werebus July 5, 2005

mittleschmertz 

A true question that ALL women want answered. Mittleschmertz was named after the famous OBGYN, Dr. Edward Von Mittleschmertz. The "period" (no pun intended) before ovulation when the females' Graafian Folicle bursts releasing a strong, overpowering flow of menstrual fluid consisting of blood, mucus, and sometimes tears. A slight pain is felt by the mestruator whilst the sac is bursting.

"Oh Glory Charles! I cannot sit through this world championship newt battle royal any longer. I think I just felt my mittleschmertz!

mittleschmertz by Lauren Thundercat April 11, 2008