Merde 

An expression mainly used by dancers before they go onstage. It’s French for ‘shit’ but they say it anyway because it’s been a thing for over 100 years.

“Merde!” Said Shea before the prima ballerina made her way onstage.

Merde by daffodil 🌼 February 23, 2020

Merde 

a personality that speaks french and hates mongolians

Guy: "AYO THAT GUY IS A MERDE"
Merde: "AY VOUS BAISE JE DETESTE LES MONGOLS"

Merde by totally_not_a_merde October 15, 2021

MERDE 

french for crap

"MERDE! I CANT BELIVE I MESSED THIS UP!"

MERDE by Wanda's girlfriend October 20, 2021

Merde 

French curse word. It’s just like “fuck”.

Wassim: Merde je me suis cogné le pied!
Hakim: c’est bien fait.

Merde by Dorythebluefish November 7, 2023

MERDE! 

A word used by French pilots before they crash. Also the only profanity allowed in "Air Disasters"

Before the pilot crashed he yelled "Merde!"

MERDE! by Xmrrushx September 5, 2017

Merde-och 

Synonym for Rupert Murdoch and or shit.

This media coverage stinks to high heaven of Merde-och.
A dog turd is cleaner and more honest than Merde-och.
You can't polish Merde-och.
I just done a Merde-och.
I trod in some Merde-och.
That guy has Merde-och for brains.
It's a Merde-ochian smear campaign.
Someone spread Merde-och all over the walls.
Someone had a Merde-och and forgot to flush.
That bastard was a total Merde-och to me.

Merde-och by Swiss Toni June 10, 2008

merde berglare 

A French turd burglar

The French are such a bunch of merde berglares

merde berglare by Baron Von Batwing January 12, 2005