mom melter 

A gentlemen who is so wonderful that he makes your Mother melt upon meeting him. He is handsome, witty, adventurous, well-read, charismatic, romantic and most likely wears a beard. Your Mother fell in love with him and now you have no choice but to marry him, have his babies and conquer the world together.

"OMG Karen! You have to meet him! He is such a MOM MELTER!"

"MOM MELTER ALERT!" As The Mom Melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.

mom melter by The Mom Melter Eduardo January 6, 2017

Face Melter 

A heavy metal solo that is so awesome and powerful, it causes one's face to melt.

-Man, that solo from Master of Puppets is sucha face melter.

-Bust a face melter!

Face Melter by Teknofreak642 March 20, 2004

Bone melter 

Any situation or person that would end an erection quickly. Picturing your grandmother naked is the original bone melter.

Man 1: "That girl is so ugly she could make a strap-on go limp"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a real bone melter"

Bone melter by Paul Dick March 16, 2008

Teeth Melter 

Teeth Melter is when a girl is performing fellatio on a man, and the man procedes to ejaculate in her mouth without warning. When she opens her mouth the semen dripping off of her teeth makes them appear to be melting.

That stripper was a filthy bitch, so I gave her a teeth melter instead of cumming on her tits.

Teeth Melter by King Conan January 20, 2009

Heart Melter 

Someone who makes your heart melt and gently places tingles down your spine each time you look into their eyes, talk to them, hear their voice, feel their touch and sense their presence.
*Not to be confused to heart breaker. Heart melters are sweethearts who love for their heart melting skills :)

LiLLy walked down the street whistling to herself, when suddenly she saw the man of her dreams and she felt a flutter in her chest then suddenly she heard the bubbling of her heart melt. That day, she met her heart melter:)

Heart Melter by carebear119 June 6, 2010

Poo Melter 

A poor person whose only belongings are a lighter and their own feces. To survive the cold season, they melt their own poo in yesterdays frying pan still containing some smeary pasta remains.

After the melting process, the fluid gets shock-fried in the near river. After some days of drying, the poo is ready to get burned to generate heat.

Christian: "Hey Albrecht!"
Albrecht: "STFU POO MELTER, get yourself a central heating"

Poo Melter by faglord-thereal June 17, 2012

Cupper Melter 

A science fair project gone wrong. A person who is very judgmental and thinks of the most random things. She is athletic but won't admit she's good at soccer. She never tries unless she is with people she trusts and will never speak Spanish unless she is with people she never will see again. Hates milk, eggs, avocado, and people who even barely get on her nerves. (blondie)

Wow she is such a Cupper Melter I wonder if that's her science fair...

Cupper Melter by LB Blondie / The Hot Volcano May 21, 2019