Malta 

A wannabe modern country. It is an Island in the middle of the Mediterrean Sea... similar to a turd floating in the middle of the toilet.
Filled with stupid fat people, crappy political parties, norman lowell and just a lot of wannabe western and modern shops people ....anything really.
It sucks especially since i cant find any shop that stocks shoes in my size... big people where shoes too.

Malta sucks dick
The Hamallu and the Tal-Pepe are indigenous to Malta and Gozo

Malta by Stalker the shadow of chernoby June 24, 2009

Malta 

An island of Italy that isn't technically of Italy

X: Why Malta isn't Italy
Y: Yes. Yes, it is.

X: ma se Malta è vicina all'Italia, troppo piccola per essere uno stato autonomo, i suoi abitanti parlano italiano e non si sentono più vicini ad altre culture... perché non è italiana

Y: lo è.

Malta by Il vero sas July 2, 2021

Malta 

adjective used to describe a person when she/he begins to believe in pixies and unicorns.

yo alejandro and harry went mad malta last night.

Malta by Terd Fergeson March 24, 2007

Malta 

A based island country off the coast of Italy that has some of the strongest human rights laws in the world not to mention beautiful sights, easy accessible transportation, a large English speaking population, and incredibly strong defenses in case of an invasion. It's also so easy to become a citizen there that for a while it was the go-to place for multi-national criminals to go to get a passport. If you are looking for a place to chill while the world goes to absolute crap, go to Malta. You won't regret it.

"Malta is the most underrated country ever. Yeah there's some government corruption, but that matters little when the sights and food are great, it's extremely safe and crime free, the entire island is urbanized for easy transportation and travel, and basic human rights are enshrined in the Constitution."

Malta by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023

Malta Racing Moment 

When one wants to cover up a spelling mistake by indicating that his finger slipped

Nathan: "Oops silly me that was a Malta Racing Moment"

Malta Racing Moment by Dronzi May 21, 2021

malta national anthem

i dont really care if this is nikt the national anthem or not, but here it is anyhow.

L-INNU MALTI

Lil din l-art helwa, l-Omm li tatna isimha,

hares, Mulej, kif dejjem Int harist:

Ftakar li lilha bl-ohla dawl libbist.



Aghti, kbir Alla, id-dehen lil min jahkimha,

Rodd il-hniena lis-sid, sahha 'l-haddiem:

Seddaq il-ghaqda fil-Maltin u s-sliem.

malta national anthem by me is gut September 12, 2004

Malta Goya 

A substace so terrible that it's creators should be murdered, or worse, forced to drink it themselves.

Used for cruel games of truth - dare
Also used for cheap stomach pumpings

Example: 1. I dare you to drink this Malta Goya
2. I'ld rather impale myself on a fencepost like James did!

Example: 1. Dude! you just drank petrol
2. Woops, better get the malta goya out

Malta Goya by Ashier November 15, 2009