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Messy Maloney 

A sex act where a male urinates inside the anal cavity of a female, proceeds to have anal sex while the female's bowels are filled with urine, eventually ejaculates inside the anal cavity, and upon the man's completion the female farts the messy contents of her rectum onto the man's penis. It's the newest sensation sweeping the nation.
"Your mom is hot, dude. I would totally pull a Messy Maloney with her."
"For my birthday, will you give me a Messy Maloney?"
"I gotta' piss like a mutherfucker'. Lemme see dat' ass and let's make a Messy Maloney up in here, ya dig?"
Messy Maloney by ThatJohnnyMo January 4, 2016

Liam Maloney 

a slang word used to describe a supporter of the Conservative Party (Tory)
Look at him over there, He must be a Liam Maloney
Liam Maloney by Roddaz III May 27, 2018

Stoney Maloney 

Stoney Maloney is what they used to call Post Malone in high school but I really fuck with the name so I kinda adopted it for myself.
“Hey man, you see Stoney Maloney over there?” -Yung White Trash

“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey

“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”

-Nick da GuapoLord

“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown

boney maloney 

The 'Fuck You' middle finger gesture in which the 'down' fingers are tightly held against the palm with the thumb, rather than bent at the second knuckle and framing the middle finger. This is the more offensive form of the gesture.
"I said she had nice eyes and she flipped me off, man. And it was the boney maloney!" "Ooof"
boney maloney by chickchockcheese September 7, 2013

Lydia Maloney 

Lydia Maloney is a girl with grey hair who is a cheeky betch who loves Son, she wants to marry Son but she also likes all of the high field boys at the same time so she’s a bit stuck
Lydia Maloney is defined as Bi
Lydia Maloney by Stend November 4, 2021

Lydia Maloney 

She is a weird girl who has an unhealthy obsession with the Highfield boy in the years above her. She is a dangerous girl to snap as she save all the photos, so if you send her a photo of you she will either obsess about it if your a Highfield boy of will use it to black mail you.
Guy 1 ; who are you snapping

Guy 2 ; lydia Maloney

Guy 1 ; OH NO WHAT DID YOU SEND HER

Guy 2 ; my face, Why

Guy 1 ; you're doomed, oh wait were in Highfield its fine she won't do anything with it other than stair at it
Lydia Maloney by GuyHorrell November 23, 2021