Loaf 

Rainbow of gay thoughts

I had a loaf today

Loaf by Gay sad Satan March 18, 2018

loaf 

1. piece of shit.
2. an unusually large peice of shit.

popular: "man, i gotta go bake a loaf"

loaf by Sir Spunk January 20, 2003

Loaf 

So this can either be your standard loaf of bread, whole wheat and healthy or white alike.

This can ALSO be to sit around and waste time and procrastinate on a couch. Y'know? (:

"Sonny boy," said grandpa. "Go down to the store and get a loaf of bread, will you?"

"Yeah we're just loafing around instead of doing homework"

Loaf by LOAVES_A_BREAD September 22, 2011

loaf 

Irish slang for a head butt.

Shut up or I'll loaf ya!

loaf by Simon Kelly May 2, 2005

Loaf 

Verb: To Loaf-- Colloquial form of language expressing the observation of someone else’s or one’s own flatulence and or incontinence. The release of gaseous fecal odors.

Noun: Loaf-- Gaseous Fecal Odor

Adjective: Loafy-- Smelling like gaseous fecal odor

Position of entitlement: Dr. Loafenstein, The Loafman

Verb:
1. My Mom loafed in the kitchen and I lost my appetite.
2. Oh shit!! Jack loafed on my dinner.
3. Oh No… August loafed on his date.
4. Wow, I ate all that spaghetti and have been baking loaf all night.
5. It smelt terrible, she loafed in the shower!!!!

Noun:
1. Aww sick, did you smell that loaf?
2. Who’s making hot loaf?
3. Hey honey are you making hot loaf again?

Adjective:
1. She smelt really loafy after all of that hibachi.
2. I was feeling very loafy so I had to sleep in the bathroom.

Position of entitlement:
1. Damn Dr. Loafenstein, what did you eat?
2. They call me the Loafman.
3. Some call me the Loafman Jr.
4. Loafin like my Daddy.

Loaf by Kerm The Frog January 12, 2010

loaf 

A useless, overweight person.

Billy's ex-girlfriend, herself a loaf, married another loaf.

loaf by enzio March 8, 2005

Loaf 

curly hair
green eyes
tan skin
small feet

wow! she's a proper loaf.

Loaf by kittykat66 April 13, 2020