Lituationship

Relationship based on mutual respect, trust, partying together. Usually people in a lituationship are found to be goofing off together all the time, making each other laugh at all times.

This is just a lituationship.

Girl you got yourself a lituationship.

Lituationship by KimgPriest September 9, 2018

Lituation 

a situation that is lit; a lit situation

"It's boutta be a lituation up in this bitch!!!"

Lituation by Haleem Robinson December 18, 2014

lituation 

a lituation is a lit situation. Something can be a "lituation" if it's lit, and if it's a situation.

Me: Were you at the party the other night?
Quinn: No, but I heard that it was a real lituation.

lituation by lituation.station December 6, 2016

Lituation 

A rapid amout of visitors in an enclosed setting featuring loud vibrant music. It features guest dancing and simply having a good time expressing postive vibes, simply enjoying themselves.

The party was a real lituation.

Lituation by JRoyale23 May 29, 2017

YouTubal Ligation 

The act of physically having to pull a friend or other close comrade away from the computer screen after they have spent hours upon hours of watching 3-4 minute clips of every random and senseless happening on YouTube.

"Hey, you look like you had NO sleep last night!"

"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"

"Wow, need a Starbucks?"

"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."

YouTubal Ligation by Jill A. February 9, 2008

Statute of Limitations 

The Statute of Limitations is what is limiting you from inviting over/spending time with acquaintances. After you've known someone for a long time, but you've never done anything with them, it becomes weird to invite them over. If you don't hurry up and do something with someone you just met, the Statute of Limitations will run out, and then you won't be able to.

"Honey, we should invite Dan and Annie over for dinner! We've been neighbors so long and we've never really gotten to know them!"

"We can't to that! It's too late, the Statute of Limitations has run out."

Statute of Limitations by swaggyswaggyyolofaggy November 23, 2013

clitigation

The act of suing a man who boops your clit three times and asks if you came

Never date a man with a lot of clitigation history! You will never have an orgasm!!

clitigation by Sarcia26 April 29, 2019