Lemur 

A man or a being of such unlisted amounts of racism in him that he seems to explode at the fact that saying the n-word is bad and is looked down upon in society.

Anyone that has a cerebral cortex connected to there brain : Lemur the n-word is a racist term don't say that
Lemur : Ni***r

Lemur by killer956 July 22, 2022

Lemur Apocalypse 

The end of humanity for ever and the beginning of a new society, a “lemuristic” society.

The video below was taken after the Lemurs conquered the Goats. Are humans next?

Little kid: How do you think the world will end?
Scientist: The world will end after the Lemur Apocalypse begins. Watch your back!

Lemur Apocalypse by Mormon Nathan February 27, 2020

lemur thing

Slang for a penis

Man:I love my lemur thing
Woman:I dont

lemur thing by Brett favresdadsmom July 2, 2009

lemur lover 

lemur lover, more commonly known as her instagram handle; lemurluvr659 is infamous for posting about her capybara obsession. her older posts show graphic depictions of furry diaper porn and fish.

lemur lover is a schizo maniac.

lemur lover by zuko’s gf May 12, 2022

Lemur Man 

A halucination brought on by the use of psychedelic drugs. Tends to be seen riding on peoples shoulders, without the knowledge of the person being ridden. Usually seen doing sexual acts into the ear.

I was sitting there in class, trippin out on shrooms. I looked over at my friend, and lo and behold there was lemur man, fucking his ear.

Lemur Man by Kris Flua October 9, 2007

Lemur Bear 

A bear mixed with a lemur created by a Ryan. Pretty epic.

Oh damn! That lemur bear just totally stole my French bread pizza!

Lemur Bear by Defringed July 10, 2010

Lemur Fight 

The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.

An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.

Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!

Sam: *Disrobes*

Lemur Fight by Shamalemurdingdong June 27, 2011