lawyers

about 99% of them are greedy and ignorant
the cause of a lot of societies problems
the cause of 100% of todays ridiculous law system and tolerance for the idiocity (liability,malpractice,suing,hate crimes all bullshit)
they dont realize or care that people make mistakes they just want half of your paycheck.

Person: Yea im considering on becoming a doctor
Person's Friend: cool, well i want to become a lawyer
Person: Have fun in Hell, lawyers suck

lawyers by thestoges8889 May 28, 2007

Lawyers

The most evil, lowliest people on the face of the earth, Spend most of thier days chasing ambulances (ambulance chasers), or suing the hell out of innocent civilians for stating their opinions.

From an Urbandictionary stay/go vote thing:

I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

Whether this was a real lawyer or not, its fairly typical of that they do.

Lawyers by Utz89 November 12, 2004

lawyers

A group of harlequins and sharlitins who use the legal system to con and scam people out of huge some of money, such as £200 for a 50 word letter.

I not going to pay those Laywers another penny.

lawyers by Jonathan Willis October 26, 2004

Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs 

A phrase used to describe a group of successful minorities.

The asian people become Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs.

Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs by kingseattle August 18, 2010

lawyersplaining 

Lawyersplaining means a lawyer takes the conversation down a legal rat hole to clarify a particular legal nuance and none of the non-lawyers present give a s**t.

"Of course that contract won't stand up to the statute of frauds."
"Quit lawyersplaining my deal with the kid who mows my lawn."

lawyersplaining by Azerifilly July 13, 2017

Gay lawyers

Two men who are obviously in love. One it's a tsundere and the other one is too shy to confess his love for the other. These two lovebirds are Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright, from Ace Attorney. Also, their ship is called narumitsu, or also Wrightworth. Their ship is the most popular and canon.

-Oh my god. Did you watch the episode where Miles expresses his feelings toward Phoenix Wright?
-Of course, I watched it. It's the most iconic moment of the Gay lawyers.

-Wrightworth is the best ship ever, try to change my mind
-I won't, smart fella, you're right, and your statement doesn't need to be changed at all.
-After all, the two Gay lawyers are the best, am I wrong?

Gay lawyers by Amasonica162 June 11, 2022

Lawyeric 

Writing in a way in which only lawyers can understand with words that might even be made up or abbreviations that have little to do with the actual concepts involved.

Make sure it lawyeric so no one know what we are talking about.

Lawyeric by Fluffie February 21, 2011