Lava Lamp 

When one partner shoots a massive load of cum into the other partners bloody orphus (anus, or vagina). Then shoves a tampon in the orphus. It is left there for 5 minutes.

Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.

Ouch, it really must have hurt my girlfriend when I lava lamped her last night.

Lava Lamp by the candy man really can't April 22, 2011

Lava Lamp 

Some G-dawg that lives on some hawaiin or volcanic vestable

Hey cuud, Paco here is a Lava Lamp, the foo came here from hawaii

Lava Lamp by Natedizzle February 26, 2003

Lava lamp 

When you pull out and finish on a dark woman's back

Man you should've seen the lava lamp I left on her last night!

Lava lamp by emte93 June 5, 2017

Lava lamp 

A lava lamp is mad trippy and is like the must for a greeb

Anya fullers lava lamp broke she was mad cuz when she was off on mandy she couldn’t stare at it

Lava lamp by Ollie16inchWhiteBoy May 9, 2018

Lava Lamp 

An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.

Bloody hell, you've jizzed all over my lava lamp

Lava Lamp by Splashzone101 October 9, 2018

Lava Lamp 

When you are half sleeping, or tired. Sort of just floating around. Daydreaming.

"Jimmy was being a total Lava Lamp earlier"

Lava Lamp by Greeny $wish January 16, 2019

lava lamp 

(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).

Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?

Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.

lava lamp by #HodgePodgeLA April 1, 2021