last ditch effort 

A final, pathetic attempt to do something when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

As a last ditch effort to become the cool kid and bring down all the jocks that shoved him in his locker and and threw him into piles of horse manure, Gerry turned to UrbanDictionary.com, where he could freely post definitions like "Gerry is da man" and "Joe Sparks is a poop-eating twatfaced loser".

last ditch effort by Nick D August 13, 2004

Last Samurai Syndrome

When a weeb who's never been anywhere near Japan feels like they have to protect every facet of Japanese culture even though they don't actually know anything about Japanese culture beyond what they see in anime.

"Dude....Why's that Evangelion T-Shirt wearing neckbeard over there screaming at someone because they said they didn't like sushi?"

"He's suffering from a case of Last Samurai Syndrome."

Last Samurai Syndrome by VonHelson May 21, 2021

Last Word Troll 

A Last Word Troll is a person in an online forum (typically political but not limited) who claims a desire to end engagement with one or more people who are posting, but in their parting post they attempt to make a further point and/or hurl insults, condescension, etc. at others that warrant a response- to which the Last Word Troll always counter posts. This may go back and forth a bit(between 5 minutes and 5 days) with the Last Word Troll becoming increasingly agitated and insulting to others, yet continuing to respond when he/she is called out. The only way to stop a Last Word Troll is to post “I think you are a Last Word Troll; let’s see if I am correct”

Last word trolls are a bane to online forums

Last Word Troll by Elmoore October 7, 2018

last.fm paranoia 

Stopping an embarrassing song right before the halfway point so that it won't scrobble and show on your last.fm profile.

Alice: I had better stop this K-pop song; it's at 2:04 and the song is 4:25.
Bob: Sounds like you've got last.fm paranoia.

last.fm paranoia by Clayffer Johanson August 16, 2010

Last Text Syndrome 

When a person has a compulsive need to send the last text, regardless of whether or not they add to the conversation or say anything meaningful.

Me: Should we meet at five?
John: Sounds good!
Me: Perfect! See you then
John: Yup!

John: Wanna get food?
Me: Yeah, I'll be downstairs in a few
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: I think you have Last Text Syndrome
John: what?
Me: (gives up, develops alcoholism)

Last Text Syndrome by 5lartibartfa5t October 23, 2012

last texter 

That friend that always sends you a meaningless text after the obvious end of a text conversation, just to get the last text. They do this while totally oblivious to their uncontrollable habit.

OMG, Jan is SUCH a last texter it drives me crazy. The other day, she sent me a text "K" back after I texted her "don't text me, in a meeting." So then I had to dig out my phone again to clear it so it wouldn't keep vibrating for the rest of the meeting!

last texter by rebl girl January 27, 2009

Last Chicken in the Shop 

Used to describe the unsightly dangly assortment of genital objects when a bloke pulls down his pants in a public place. So called because it's always the most mangy looking chicken that is the last one sold in the supermarket

"oh shit, Ben must have had a few beers, he's getting out the last chicken in the shop again"

"yeah mate - but it's more a poussin than a chicken"

Last Chicken in the Shop by KiplingThankyouPlease May 2, 2008