Lacoste 

Brand of clothing worn by preps who have insane amounts of cash, and present them selves like they are better than you.

ashley: OMG LACOSTE IS LIKE SOO AWESOMEE.

Brittany: I KNOW RIGHTT.

*normal people walk by*

Ashley: EW FAGZ.

Lacoste by Izzy-bee July 27, 2007

lacoste 

A brand started by French tennis player Rene Lacoste. Made famous with the 1212 polo shirt which features a crocodile on the breast. Sadly it has gone from an honest French brand to being worn by idiots around the world who probably know nothing about the company, only wearing the shirts because other idiots like themselves do.

Dumbass:Hey man i want one of those cool Lacoste polos
Cool French guy:why?
Dumbass:Because it's pimpin'!
Cool French Guy:*socks dumbass*

lacoste by Giants05 July 10, 2005

lacoste 

A brand of clothing popular with neds/chavs in the west of Scotland. No-one respectable wears them.

"Look at ma new Lacoste trainers man"

"State ah yoo, ya mad ned"

lacoste by A Cool Guy II September 19, 2006

lacoste 

Im fae Scotland, and its mostly something that neds wear.Or wanna be neds wear.

Ned- I git a new lacoste trackie the day man.

lacoste by KirstyEmm July 26, 2008

lacoste 

The definition of supergaymo.

Lacoste shirts are supergaymo.

lacoste by AJAW April 2, 2005

LaCoste 

WOW......





















that's gay!

And for your underwear...

yellow = goes in front

brown = goes in back

LaCoste by I shit on ye April 4, 2005

Lacoste 

A polo shirt made by Rene Lacoste, who also invented gay ear sex and made putting shoes in your boyfriends ass on Wednesday nights popular. This polo is made for the only the phoniest phonies and anyone who wears it swears off all manlyness.

Prep: " I got a new polo, its Lacoste, I even got a prize with it!"

Me: "What would that be?"

Prep: "A brand new Dildo for me and my boyfriend to use! It even has a crocodile on it, they usually sell for like $80 because they are made by special kids in china."

Lacoste by AllMenArePansiesNow March 2, 2010