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kraft dinner 

Macaroni and cheese
Tonight we'll eat kraft dinner

Kraft Dinna

What [Canadians] call Mac n Cheese. Comes from that Kraft makes the majority of the Mac n' Cheese products there. Stereotypically Canadians only eat this, and products that can be found at Tim Horton's
In the BNL song if "I had a Million Dollars" they discuss how they were rich would still eat kraft dinna, but eat more and put fancy condiments on it.

Terrance and Philip often talk "aboot" eating kraft dinna.

Canadian 1: What's for dinna, eh?
Canadian 2: Kraft dinna of course!
Kraft Dinna by Dan, Dan, the man. January 13, 2008

Kraft single

A song that has been so overly processed and manipulated by the producers that the original artist's voice is barely recognizeable. The term was coined by Sirius radio personality Derek Hartley.
Britney's new album is nothing but Kraft singles. It's pathetic.
Kraft single by leo3375 December 3, 2007

Kraft Singles

Untasty yellow squares of "pasteurized prepared cheese product" made by Kraft. Commonly used to make sandwiches.
All you have is Kraft Singles? Fuck

kraft singles bandit 

someone who steals cheese from a party
"did you hear that nick bitetto stole cheese from a party?"
"yeah he's the kraft singles bandit!!"

Kraft Shingles 

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.
We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.
Kraft Shingles by Wackattack. June 10, 2011