Korking 

Norwegian slang for two people to have sex. From Paradise Hotel season 6, where they build a miniature tower made of caps from juice boxes, named "a kork".

"Babe, lets do some korking".

Korking by streetpreacher November 3, 2014

kerning 

Kerning; Verb; To be kerning.
Kerning describes the great need that a person feels to take a dump. Its only used in extreme cases like you haven't gone in a week and you really need to bust out a hard one.

"Dude, I'm really kerning for a shit"

kerning by Super_Famicom June 25, 2004

Kooning

inserting objects into your peehole.

Dude, Daniel's been kooning with a torque wrench. His peehole's gotta be super ragged out by now.

Kooning by Bahn burner August 26, 2010

Konings 

Konings is a Dutch name with two common meanings:

1) Terrible at bocce ball

2) Drinks a lot of slurpees

That guy sitting at his desk is a Konings

Konings by Himan10 March 30, 2010

koning syndrome

To seek out any and all females in a given location, vicinity or other geographically recognized region with the intention of consumating the relationship as quickly as possible with no regard for medical or financial consequences aka children and or STD's.

That girl in Burn totally went for Jon's Koning syndrome.

koning syndrome by Copa Cop June 25, 2010

koning 

To put down someone verbally by identifying them using their surname followed by the year 2012. Also often used as reference to a political campaign.

Began when the campaign group invisible children Inc released a thirty-minute documentary titled KONY 2012 in order to raise awareness of the actions of war criminal Joseph Kony.

Who in their right mind abducts and murders children? Such behavior commands proper koning. KONY 2012.

koning by Sharlez June 17, 2012

Koning 

The act of making Kony famous. Everything from spreading the word over the internet to plastering your city with posters.

I went Koning last night and put up Kony2012 posters all over my city.

Koning by Human Rights Kony 2012 June 18, 2012