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kitchen table talk

A discussion between family (e.g. cousins) or close friends at a table or other private setting, where the two (or more) of you can have completely open, often deep, conversation. The key to kitchen table talk is the ability to throw the dirtiest shade, talk shit, and spill piping hot tea, that would not be typically be acceptable in every day society.

What happens at the kitchen table, stays at the kitchen table.
Girl 1: This is going to sound really shady, but...
Girl 2: It's okay girl, this is kitchen table talk.

Gorge Country Kitchen 

Violently plowing a girl in the doggystyle position while eating a basket of chicken fingers and fries off of her back and smoking a joint.
Drew: "What did you do last night?"

Billy: "I gave Virginia the gorge country kitchen!"

Drew: "You greasy caveman"
Gorge Country Kitchen by Tyler 69 August 28, 2014

kitchen gun 

An unintelligent man magically cleaning and destroying everything in a kitchen, all the while he grins about it and the woman who owns the kitchen is now sobbing.
EX: Bang bang bang! I love you Kitchen Gun!
kitchen gun by Mr.DuckyWhales October 4, 2017

Kitchenheimer 

A sous-chef to a kitchen Hitler
The assistant chef at Chilis was a Kitchenheimer because he helped the main chef spit in people's food.
A common slur used in the Northwest area to degrade Women. It is a spin on the word kitchen and is either pronounced normally as kitcher but can also be said with an A at the end as kitcha.
“Tom isn’t ever nice to the girls, he’s always calling them kitchers. No wonder no one likes him.”
Kitcher by chipze September 12, 2023

kitchen window 

Through the kitchen window, increasing revenue from marijuana as a cash crop could replace a decline from oil and gas.
kitchen window by Mosey Susan January 3, 2022