The end of good music as we know it. This "album" is simply a collection of
overplayed, overmarketed songs that are either already shitty, or songs that are actually really good but ruined as they are redone by a group of kids that sound like 80-year-olds on Ritalin and helium while shooting up black rain. It's marketed towards
soccer moms who think "Oh! If I buy this for my children, they won't have to listen to that awful rock music and Satanic
death metal. They can listen to pop songs but are redone by kids for kids! And all the bad words are censored out with giggling so they won't have to hear curse words."
Since 2000, they (those who produce this rubbish) have put out a number of these albums. However, the first one by itself was too much.
Tom: "Hey, did you hear? There's a gazillionth volume of Kidz Bop being released next week."
Hannah (facepalms): "Dear
Mother of God,
I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.."
Ben Shepherd and Matt Cameron (Soundgarden's dual response to Chuck Norris): "
What the hell is Kidz Bop?"