Jugular Manslaughter 

When a person (who may or may not have cal ripken's disease) is motorboating tits mcgeeeee's 800 hp (34 G) warlocks after a drunken night at mcfaddens and then proceeds to get knocked unconscious by her pendulous sweatercows. This leads to possible coma and eventual death.

Yo, Smock's family hired the best attorney to convict Tit's Mcgee of two counts of jugular manslaugther after her pendulous village feeders rendered him lifeless post motorboating.

The gravitational pull of Tits McGee's warlocked was too much for smock. Jugular Manslaughter.

Jugular Manslaughter by Agressively smoft March 9, 2008

jugular grin 

The act of slitting someone's throat, forming a semi-circle with the open end facing the victim's head. Much bleeding is involved.

If you don't shut your face I'll give you a jugular grin!

jugular grin by Dick Face June 28, 2004

jugular like a vein 

A phrase which describes something really awesome; all that and a bag of chips

Jeff Buckley's cover of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujiah is jugular like a vein

jugular like a vein by emomisfitkid March 19, 2005

Jugular masculation 

To rip out the jugular and use it to silence a lamb that has been sacraficed by a rabi. Usually used in satanic ceremonies to call upon the devil.

Steven: Hey bro you ready for the ceremony tonight?
Scott: Yeah bro. Are you talking about the jugular masculation where we rip out the person who’s name comes out the hats jugular?
Steve: Yeah it’s going to be so good.

Jugular masculation by Biggest_Boi_Chungus April 13, 2019

Jugular Shot 

When you inject cold cum into your jugular

Heroine is boring let’s jugular shots

Jugular Shot by LiteChaos May 18, 2022

going for the jugular 

Attempting a fatal attack against an adversary. An attack intended to completely defeat and destroy one opponent, most particularly by attacking their vital weakness as if trying to sever the jugular vein.

The tactical opposite of "going for the capillaries."

In Star Wars, Luke Skywalker defeated the Death Star by going for the jugular and firing a proton torpedo volley into its main reactor, causing a chain reaction that destroyed the entire station.

going for the jugular by MaxwellX September 3, 2010

trank in the jugular 

When a person is acting strange, bizarre or has a strange idea that makes no logical sense. Comes from the movie Old School after Will Farrel shoots himself with a tranquilizer dart

Tech 1: This customer thinks we can change the code to have clowns appear whenever the OK button is checked.

Tech 2: Sounds like they have a trank in the jugular

trank in the jugular by Tech Support Guy June 16, 2011