Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound to the Head 

How many people end their lives. Used mainly by people who have listened to too much emo. Can also be used by people who have had to endure many long hours of Mr. James Hartman's class, or sit through Ms. Rheude's band.

Goddamn! I'm so sick of this shit! I think it's time for me to kill myself. I shall utilize a Colt .45 Automatic pistol, and this should effectively create what the medical examiner would refer to as a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound to the Head by The retarded fucking dog. May 2, 2005

Self Inflicted Stress Syndrome - SISS 

There’s well enough stress out there, but people often add to that e.g. by leaving too late for an appointment and get stressed-out in traffic, or study too little too late for an exam.

I had a severe case of Self Inflicted Stress Syndrome - SISS this morning: drank too much last night, overslept, couldn’t find my keys, got on the road too late so got stuck in traffic and in the rush forgot my phone.

Self Inflicted Stress Syndrome - SISS by zzimpi April 13, 2014

Self Inflicted Dick Punch 

When you throat blast a girl and then proceed to punch her throat containing your penis

Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.

Self Inflicted Dick Punch by Picklerickkk69 June 20, 2018

Self-Inflicted Flashbang 

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.

“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”

Self-Inflicted Flashbang by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021

Self inflicted 

When a situation is brought on by ones self. Usually in a negative manner.

Mikes diabetes was self inflicted.

Self inflicted by MamaNasty April 3, 2023

The Infected 

Someone infected with COVID-19

Sarah had a fever, I think she's one of The Infected

I coughed in public today and people looked at me like I was one of The Infected

The Infected by [InsertName] December 2, 2020

Inflated Friendlist 

When a person on Facebook has hundreds, even thousands, of people on their friend list just to seem 'cool' to their peers. None of these people actually know or may have little contact/interaction with the person sending the friend request. The person sending the friend request think it is cool to have 2000/3000 friends on Facebook, but they never actually like any of their updates because they honestly don't care about the requester.

Aaron: Look at how many friends Kathrine has!
Javier: Yeah, but no one has liked any of her 10 post in the last hour.
Aaron: You're right, she just has an inflated friendlist

Inflated Friendlist by KevinRunn October 25, 2011