immortality cream 

Your sugar daddy's sweet white filling you enjoy to get your tuition paid

I had to get immortality cream out of my hair last night. It took an hour.

immortality cream by Pac 12 November 2, 2015

Immortalitority 

(im-or-tal-it-or-it-E) Chuck Norris and Yours Truly! It defines those who kick so much ass that those around feel inferior and emo.

When Chuck Norris is around people feel is Immortalitority and jump off of sidewalks!

Immortalitority by Tommy aka The Hulking Leprechaun August 27, 2006

Immortality 

Immortality means you have an infinite amount of years you could spend having sex with whoever you want and when you want. Hell if you really want to you could become a rapist and rape some celebrity

Oh I love immortality im the loving the life

Immortality by DaisyDylan August 3, 2018

Immortalitysystems 

Immortalitysystems are extraterrestrial migration and gene engineering.
There is a US Trade Mark:
Immortality Systems
IS Extra Terrestrial Migration

Gene Engineering (R)

There is a website www.immortalitysystems.com

Immortalitysystems means,we Can Become the Engineers of Our Own Body Chemistry.
- In the Right Environment We Can Live Forever.

Immortalitysystems by Raumship One May 10, 2021

Immortality 

Ability to not die from old age or sickness.

Immortality is both a curse and a blessing

Immortality by 4rrrrrrrrrrrrrr March 5, 2022

Immortality 

Something that will never exist, despite what so many delusional people think, ditto to reincarnation.

Having a short life sucks, but the thought of Immortality is not worth it at all.

Immortality by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

Immortality Fail 

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.

The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.

Immortality Fail by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022