Ikea

Something that looks really nice from a distance, but when you get closer, you realize it's actually very cheap.

"That chick looks hot from here, but trust me, she's totally ikea!"

Ikea by frankmace August 11, 2005

IKEA

Swedish word for particle board.

Also The name of a furniture store that sells junk.

I just got a shelf made out of particle board from IKEA it came in a flat box and was in a thousand pieces, it took me an hour to put the damn thing together but at least it lasted two weeks.

IKEA by paulgar December 23, 2008

IKEA

A Swedish restaurant, with an additional shopping centre for furniture.

IKEA has the best Swedish meatballs.

IKEA by dinopwn February 1, 2015

IKEA

A Swedish furniture store with literally the best, most modern furniture ever. Super cute curtains and bed sheets if you ever need them. FREAKING AMAZING FOOD...try the chicken strips and swedish meatballs they are delish

A: Hey, you wanna get a new couch?
B: WAIT, ARE YOU GOING TO IKEA? HECK YES!

IKEA by Spellerkid21 September 20, 2017

IKEA

I need to go to IKEA.

I need to go to IKEA.

IKEA by NepgearAfficionado August 14, 2021

IKEA

noun. A very big and boring store, where you will spend more than 10% of your day if you travel with a felmale. Apparently, they love the store and everything from it. For the rest of us, it's a living hell: Babies spend their time in a prison called small-land, where they get pelted by big plasic balls. Teens, are stuck with their parents, or will wander off, leading to a 10 hour search expedition. And Men have to agree with everything in order to get out in two hours (if they are lucky) and watch their wallet grow empty.
In addition, there is the food court, which sells disgusting swedish food-crap-like-ummm...-food.

I want to get out of IKEA ASAP!

IKEA by IKEAHATER February 26, 2005

Ikea

Slang for "White People"

Minority #1: Hey man, wanna go to the golf course?
Minority #2: Nah man, too many Ikea's there

Ikea by Babe Of Babylon February 15, 2015